Bad things about cats
- They shit in your garden.
- They climb your curtains and your wife's legs.
- They steal your elderly neighbour's roast beef.
- Trying to get two of them in a box to take to the vet is a Gordian knot sized problem.
- Until you check, you can never be entirely sure if the little fuckers are alive or dead.
- They are the harbingers of death and leave misery in their wake.
- They are not wasps.
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