Showing posts with label folk-horror. Show all posts
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Thursday, 8 September 2016

Robin Redbreast (1970)

A maid from up the road is affeared by our ways.

Even considering the extremely good cast, Bernard Hepton as the softly spoken, well-read and sinister cloam collector Fisher nearly steals the show.

Unsettling and primitive, a paganistic ouroboros and a corker of a folk/rural horror film. Bleedy ansome bird!

Nope-Tober: Random Shit for an Ill-disciplined Mind

Letterboxd Review

Friday, 26 August 2016

The Stone Tape (1972)

A great premise. An electronics company in the search for a new recording material, find that their new research facility, located in an old house, contains the very solution they've been searching for... walls so old and resonant that they've somehow been imprinted with the emotional history of the inhabitants.

I wouldn't be surprised if The Stone Tape had an influence on The League of Gentlemen as the engineers bore an uncanny resemblance to the LoG plastics company workers Geoff, Mike and Brian.

Warning: this programme contains an odious little shit!

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Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Holidays (2016)

1 (Valentine's Day): Terrible, appalling, total shit. 0.5 out of 5
 
2 (St Patrick's Day): I'm guessing this was supposed to be funny and surreal? It wasn't. 1 out of 5
 
3 (Easter): A tale of how Easter's crazy mix of Christian and Pagan resurrection/rebirth myths can fuck with a kid's head, especially one whose dad has recently died. 3.5 out of 5
 
4 (Mother's Day): Watching new-age hippies cavort in the desert for no payoff was not how I wanted to spend 12 minutes of my life. 1 out of 5
 
5 (Father's Day): An interesting story about grief and the resurfacing of lost memories. The poor ending lets the whole thing down though. 2.5 out of 5
 
6 (Halloween): Dull rape-revenge stuff that has fuck all to do with Halloween. 1 out of 5
 
7 (Christmas): A bit of a turkey! 2 out of 5
 
8 (New Year's Eve): I could see the twist coming but it was fun nonetheless. I still fucking hate New Year's eve, though. 3 out of 5

Letterboxd Review

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Mark of the Devil (1970)

This review is for the uncut Arrow Blu-Ray with the English soundtrack.

Mark of the Devil is a film infamous for its scenes of bloody torture and depravity. This should be good then!

An eighteenth century Austrian town is a hotbed of catholic corruption and satanic paranoia, held in thrall by a sadistic Witchfinder (Reggie Nalder), a man with the morals of a Mallard Duck and the looks of old leather stretched over razorblades; imagine the Child Catcher fucked up on scripture and power. Into this shit-hole rides our hero, Udo Kier (yes, Udo Kier playing a hero), a young and idealistic adjutant paving the way for his master the Witchfinder General (Herbert Lom). Kier swiftly falls for a buxom wench, Nalder succumbs to the green eyed monster, Lom is as corrupt as Ferdinand Marcos and bloody, screamy shenanigans ensue.

Mark of the Devil is a euro-Witchfinder General with none of the subtlety. What it does have is gore by the bucket-load - at least by 1970's standards. The film starts with the rape of a nun and then continues through severed fingers, tar and feathering, women being burnt alive, whipping, finger crushing, stretching on a rack, branding, a chair with a spiked seat, Chinese water torture, a beheading, and of course the infamous tongue versus pliers scene. They really must have read Hammer of Witches for research! Nasty stuff, and this is where this film differs from the other rural-horrors of the period. There is little of the tension, atmosphere and background of Witchfinder General or The Blood on Satan's Claw, instead Mark of the Devil is a fine witchploitation film with some obvious commentary about corruption, the abuse of power, and the hypocrisy of the righteous. Of course these themes are as relevant today as they were in the 1970's and the 1700's. The tavern keeper in particular reminded me of the members of the United Kingdom's UKIP party: just after two women have been burnt alive and a man was had his fingers chopped off and then tarred and feathered and chased through the town, he remarks to Kier's character "It's good to see some real authority around here. The idea of justice in this town is like a joke". Bring back National Service is what I say! The ending, while great for having a rampaging mob armed with pitchforks (no burning torches though), is let down a little by the ham-fisted religious symbolism.

The photography is pretty good with some Franco worthy zoom shots, the editing though can be poor with some very hard cuts between scenes and camera positions. The dialogue is fantastic, take the following charge made against a young woman for example: "...has killed an embryo, and then boiled the cadaver together with snakes and toads into a witches brew. Made a sign over the devilish broth and then hid it in the earth under the porch of the convent that gave her welcome, so that lucifer's wooden leg could step over the threshold and the nuns who serve god in the convent may receive large pus-infected swellings on the arms as a sign of the devil". How awesome is that! The score however is just bad.

As far as the Arrow disc is concerned; the restoration is top notch apart from the noticeably grubby title sequence and the soundtrack which drops out to "recorded in a shoebox" standard on a few occasions; I'm assuming that these were previously cut scenes spliced in from different sources.

For the curious here's the cuts that the British censors required when this film was released in the UK in 1971:

  • Reel 1 - Drastically shorten the scene of women being burnt at the stake, removing all shots in which they appear to be in contact with the flames.#
  • Reel 1 - Remove all shots of Albino piercing Vanessa's back with a sharp instrument, together with the sound of her cries.
  • Reel 2 - Remove all shots and sounds of Albino lashing Vanessa and sounds of her cries.
  • Reel 2 - Remove the shot of Deidre's bruised and bleeding hands when she is brought in by Albino.
  • Reel 3 - Remove the entire scene in which Deidre is seen and heard on the rack, and all shots of her hands being placed in the thumbscrews.
  • Reel 3 - Remove the whole of the second scene in which Deidre is seen and heard on the rack, with all shots and sounds of her feet being burned and shots of her feet afterwards.
  • Reel 3 - Remove the entire episode in which a young couple are seen making love in a bedroom and afterwards Albino and his henchmen break down the door, try to rape the girl, and stab the man.
  • Reel 3 - Remove all shots and sounds of the Baron being set upon a bed of spikes and flogged.
  • Reel 3 - Remove entire scene in which Deidre is tortured and her tongue is torn out, and all shots of her bleeding face and mouth afterwards.
  • Reel 4 - Drastically reduce the shots of the burning of Deidre. The scene should start after she has been hauled up when the man sets the torch to the faggots, and there should be no shots of her apparently in contact with the flames.
  • Reel 4 - Remove all shots and sounds of the Baron being tortured by thumbscrews or by having a fire lit under him.
  • Reel 4 - Remove all shots of the puppetmaster being stabbed in the stomach with a stiletto.
  • Reel 4 - Remove the incident in which a man is stabbed in the eye and shots of him holding his bleeding eye afterwards.
  • Reel 4 - Remove all shots and sounds of the rape of the puppetmaster's wife by Cumberland, stopping the scene as he chases her into the bedroom.
  • Reel 4 - Reel 5 - Remove all shots of the Baron when he is bound and screaming. Remove the flash shot of the Baron's head being severed and the shot of his body twitching afterwards.
  • Reel 4 - Remove the shot showing a dead man with a severed arm and bleeding stump.
  • Reel 4 - Remove all shots showing the spiked belt which is placed around Christian's waist, leaving only the suggestion that he is hung up and brutally killed in an unknown way.

Mark of the Devil may be a second-tier rural horror, but it's a top-notch witchploitsation movie!

Letterboxd Review

Sunday, 24 May 2015

The House with Laughing Windows (1976)

This review is for the Shameless DVD in Italian with English subs.

The weirdness starts from the very beginning. The following voice-over plays whilst a young man is shown being stabbed to death:

"My colours... my colours...
They run hot in my veins...
So soft, my colours...
My colours are soft, like Autumn,
they are like fresh blood...
They are smooth like syphilis
And they... they get into people's eyes
contaminating everyone.
My colours
they flow through my veins
My Lord
and they get far... far away
Yes they go far.
One must die for them.
Oh my lord, I must purge myself
get them out. Out...
Purity
These are the colours. All my colours
Son of a bitch
Here we come. My Lord, I feel death coming
He's dying.
I need purity, I need to be pure.
Keep him still."


The premise is pretty Lovecraftian. A young artist starts work restoring a fresco of Saint Sebastian (symbolically pierced with knives rather than arrows) and uncovers a story of torture and madness in the idyllic Italian countryside!

The House with Laughing Windows is full of strange characters, surreal imagery and the bizarre superimposed over the normal; it almost seemed like a David Lynch film. Everything is slightly off-kilter. Like the village is in a different, distorted plane of reality. The colours are lurid, too bright, too vivid, unreal, like a grotesque painting by the mad artist featured in the film's plot!

While it may not have a black gloved killer this is most definitely giallo, but giallo of a strange sort. There's an outsider as the investigator, the macabre, disturbing phone calls, interesting architecture, a shed-load of strange and suspicious characters, red herrings, sex, perversion, insanity, obsession, death, blood, and a dream like quality. Giallo. Then there's the mouse cooking advice, the refrigerator full of snails, the odd flower lady (or, going back to Lynch, the log lady).

You can definitely see where Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani got their inspiration from for Amer and All the Colours of Your Body's Tears, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was an influence on TV's The League of Gentlemen.

The House with Laughing Windows is a rural giallo with a screenplay by H.P. Lovecraft (the madness, if not the cosmic horror) and directed by an Italian David Lynch. I'd love to see this on Blu-Ray!

Pupi Avati, you mad bastard!

Original letterboxd review

Thursday, 10 July 2014

The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)

Great folk witchcraft story that will sit on your shelves happily between Witchfinder General and The Wicker Man. Stunning photography, great music and believable dialogue. Much darker than the usual fayre of the time. Even the effects were pretty spot on - the skin slicing being particularly gruesome.

The film was only let down in two places: the cut between the young man hiding in an attic and then suddenly being bound and in the woods was very direct and confusing for a few seconds. Secondly, the reveal of the devil was a little disappointing.

A classic British horror film that doesn't take the easy route of cheesy campness that so many films of the time did.

Original letterboxd review

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Lord of Tears (2013)

This is a short review I did on Facebook back when the film came out. It ended with a discussion with the director Lawrie Brewster.

AL: Watched it on Thusday. Pretty good, creepy atmosphere, cool static cinematography, but terrible lead actor. His bearded friend would have been much better I think. Also the static shots led to too many edits. Instead of just sticking with the one shot of a scene and using the script and actors to tell the story it would use 20 different angles/filters/insects/spooky trees instead. Overall pretty good. Look forward to their next.

LB: Thanks for the comments guys! Terrible is a bit ott - I thought he played the role perfectly as an innocent/slightly camp/childlike man but hey ho agree to disagree but damned glad you enjoyed the movie and that you're looking forward to the next. Which hehe... we're in the middle of producing and guess whose the lead in that Andrew Liverod but the other lad you liked Thanks again guys! Big thanks to Pete Ellott for heads up and welcome here too!

AL: Lawrie: I think it was the fact that he was a little too teary fom the start rather than a gradual building of tension and hysteria - better Edward Woodward than Jack Nicolson. I really did like the static camerawork though - Kurosawa's one of my favourite directors and I wish other directors would follow suit. Don't get me wrong, I'm forever grateful that these indie films exist and that people like you have the balls to make them.

LB: Oh yeah man it's all good, im a horror fan too though so I've got an opinion just like you on characters/performances (and it's from that perspective I'm talking from.) Get this right... there are folks that LOVE his performance, I mean think it was great. Bet that sounds insane if you disagree right? but they did, I've heard it... read it... been told it. So there you have it. Now... get this... here are some folks that loved him and hated Lexy's performance for Eve hehe... As a director, every performance on screen is because that is exactly what I intend to give the audience. If he seems vulnerable soft and campy - well, well I meant him that way but I've found (and I digress here as this isn't related to you) that some guys are offended by his characterisation (which I kinda intended) just as some women are by Lexy's (which I've noticed in feedback from some.)

LB: Oh and yep Kurosawa is among mine too, as is Ken Russell actually haha (though I'm not a director like him per say!)

AL: Ah, it's really not that I thought him too effeminate, camp - that's not really me at all. It would have been awful if he'd been all Bruce Willis It's more that I prefer internal angush rather than external until it all become too much and a beakdown ensues. Does that make sense? Oh god, we're sounding like a pair of luvies! Another thing I did love was the Owl man's lines - terrific - very Lovecraftian!

LB: Hahaha and yep you're citiing something more on in the school of realism / nautralism but we have a sense of emotional theatricality in the film as intentional (in it's homage to the 50s/ 60s. It's subtle but intentional. With our next film we're producing we have a folk/horror 70s/gritty kinda feel. Think a deeply disturbing supernatural horror (think Straw Dogs involving daemonic ravens.) Part of my style of directing is not to embrace a style too obviously either sometimes leaving audiences wrong footed (which they can love or sometimes not love.) The Owlman I adore, and the credit to his dialogue all goes to our writer Sarah, and what I can say is that we will more of him! I'd love to produce a trilogy with it in time!

AL: One part of the film I wasn't sure about was the maternal relationship between the young James and Eve and the adult, sexual one. Was this driven by James and what he needed from Eve at the time?

LB: Yeah well I would describe it more as a maternal and romantic relationship. To me it appears that Eve initiates the relationship - though it is welcomed by a lonely James.

She comes along with the stew hehe, dances for him, joins him in the pool, kisses him etc.

There is a sub conscious attachment to Jamie, as the child she once cared for as a nanny (that she has forgotten, just as she has forgotten she is deceased.)

AL: I guess something like that was needed to keep the real relationship hidden until the big reveal.

LB: or better than forgotten - is repressed to say. Part of that lust for Jamie is a lust for life too, though that too is sub conscious. But the feelings are real, there was a bond between them (as nanny and child) though not a romantic one presumably haha, but as adults meeting out with the memory of that past, but with affections still there subconsciously, it was able to become a romantic relationship.

Well the relationships are always real - before and after the big reveal, it's just us as the audience that are catching up hehe - and the characters, with the revelations - but their feelings are always real.

Even when Eve is transformed, she doesn't kill James at the very end, once she finally has him in the basement. But spares him.

AL: Also, the Japanese influence at the end. How did you see that working within a traditional British, gothic ghost story. It did work though as you didn't break Japanese ghost story "rules".
Oh, and all ravens are demonic - they seem to made for zoom shot of their eyes with a corresponding CAAW!

LB: Yeah there is a great J-Horror influence (I love that sub-genre) and oh what are the rules though haha Yeah well the ravens have a role to play in Lord of Tears (notice the caws that foreshadow important events in the film).

These are referential in our sequal, in fact there are references aplenty between our films and even the product designs/ artworks etc - all part of this big mythic storytelling we're trying to achieve

AL: I do love that idea of world-building you have. Wondering about the 70's influences for the new film - I notice you mentioned Peckinpah's Straw Dogs - Argento? Anyway that's it for me tonight - all the best to you, Sarah and the rest of the cast and crew. Apologies for saying Euan's performance was terrible - maybe not the best choice of words.

LB: Pretty extreme choice haha do consider that you're placing him at the level of the worst performances ever. Very extreme haha - like all those cheesy slashers with terrible performances etc.

I'd say less so Argento and more like um... Freidkin (in terms of bleak intensity) and Don't Look Now It's a weird mix!

Original letterboxd review