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Sunday, 5 October 2014
The Machine (2013)
Mediocre sci-fi. Caity Lotz as the machine annoyed me and her silly, little girl, breathy voice got on my tits; apparently sentience means you need to talk like a six year old Marilyn Monroe cyborg. The kung-fu shit at the end was fun though.
To give you an idea how forgettable it was I started watching this a week ago, fell asleep and only realised I hadn't finished it today.