The Machine (2013)

Mediocre sci-fi. Caity Lotz as the machine annoyed me and her silly, little girl, breathy voice got on my tits; apparently sentience means you need to talk like a six year old Marilyn Monroe cyborg. The kung-fu shit at the end was fun though.

To give you an idea how forgettable it was I started watching this a week ago, fell asleep and only realised I hadn't finished it today.

Why is Dennis Lawson so good at playing dicks?

Original letterboxd review