Wednesday 1 October 2014

Assault on Wall Street (2013)

I think this is my first Ewe Boll movie. Here goes...

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, 53 minutes later Pointless is on and then dinner, over an hour later something happens, boring, boring, boring, boring, taxi driver ripoff, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, something happens.

For those interested skip to the last 15 minutes for anything that approaches action.

Dominic Purcell's character reminds me of "Tough Shit Wilson" as some of the older, punkier letterboxd'ers may remember. If you don't remember or have no idea what the hell I'm on about: Splodgenessabounds - Tough Shit Wilson.

If anyone knows of a good editor can they point them in Ewe Boll's direction?

Dull as fuck.

Original letterboxd review

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