Horror / Giallo / Exploitation / Underground / Sci-Fi / Experimental / Poliziotteschi/ Trash / Drone / Punk / Noise / Metal / Jazz
Saturday, 4 February 2017
The Shallows (2016)
Hilariously terrible! The slo-mo surfing scenes! Starving so much after a couple of hours she eats a wee crab! Why did she risk her life for a fucking GoPro! The seagull! The drunk Mexican stealing a surfboard! The Swiss Army necklace! A shark not liking jellyfish stings! How long did that fucking tourniquet stay on? What the hell is a buoy doing that close to a beach? Explosive whale oil? Did everyone see the same film as me? My quota of exclamation and question marks has run out. Just awful.