The Cemetery (2013)

The plot is simple. A group of "Ghost Hunters" head into the woods to commune with the lost spirits of priests who tortured Native Americans thinking them possessed. Bloody shenanigans ensue.

• Boobies - check
• Humour - check
• Bong - check
• Gratuitous sex scenes - check
• Dislikeable characters that need to die ASAP - check
• Dark scary woods - check
• Annoying Wiccan - check
• Insane priests - check
• Ghost stories around a camp fire - check
• Blood from an innocent accident awaking the spirits of the dead - check
• Ripping bones out of someone's leg to use as dining utensils - check

The Cemetery was a little slow to get started but was nicely shot and edited, with more than adequate performances and some really tasty practical effects.

"Why don't you go fuck a Storm Trooper!"

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