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Saturday, 17 January 2015
The Last Stand (2013)
Tonight I wanted dumb. Something nice and simple with big guns. Tonight I watched The Last Stand. It's big, stupid, has holes you could drive a truck through. More importantly it has big guns and Arnie going back to basics. Obviously based on Rio Bravo, The Last Stand was way more fun than I anticipated and laugh out loud funny in several places. After 45 years in the business you'd think that Schwarzenegger would have learned at the the rudiments of acting, but no he still staggers through his lines like a drunken sumo wrestler, and I'm okay with that, as long as he delivers movies like this one. Did I mention the big guns?