Sunday, 23 November 2014

Speed Racer (2008)

I've never been much of a car or racing fan and really don't understand the anthropomorphising of cars (if I hear someone referring to a Nissan Micra as a "her" or giving a Punto a name I want to punch them in the face) but I thought I'd give the film a shot as I got it dead cheap and needed something to watch with a disengaged brain. After five minutes I felt like I'd been staring at the sun for a week. My retinas are now fused. Nine minutes into the film and my eyes don't know what to focus on and there's a chimp is in the audience and I don't know what's happening. Ten minutes and the disc's ejected. Sorry.

Original letterboxd review

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