Tuesday 27 September 2016

The Black Cat (1981)

Lucio Fulci does Midsomer Murders.

Bad things about cats
  • They shit in your garden.
  • They climb your curtains and your wife's legs.
  • They steal your elderly neighbour's roast beef.
  • Trying to get two of them in a box to take to the vet is a Gordian knot sized problem.
  • Until you check, you can never be entirely sure if the little fuckers are alive or dead.
  • They are the harbingers of death and leave misery in their wake.
Good things about cats
  • They are not wasps.
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